Vault City Stoopid AF
By Vault City · UK
Vault City’s alcohol-free sour, 0.5%: “a bold, tropical smoothie sour with stoopid levels of fruit intensity”, with peach, vanilla, banana, mango and coconut cream, the Edinburgh brewery says.
At 0.5% ABV, this isn’t alcohol-free under UK guidance, which keeps the term for 0.05% or less. We list it with alcohol-free beers, as UK shops do. How UK labels work
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What is Stoopid AF?
Vault City is an independent Edinburgh brewery that has made fruited sour beers since 2018; it calls itself Scotland’s largest sour beer producer. Stoopid AF is its only alcohol-free beer on sale now: on its own shop, the earlier AF Peach Cobbler and The Schoff, a collaboration with Mash Gang, show as sold out.
Stoopid AF belongs to Vault City’s Stoopid series of smoothie-style sours. The brewer describes “a bold, tropical smoothie sour with stoopid levels of fruit intensity”, “jam packed with unfermented fruit”: peach, vanilla, banana, mango and coconut cream. It rates it 1 on its sour scale and tags it vegan. The brewer’s shop has listed it since June 2026.
Nobody publishes its calories, sugar or full ingredients that we could find. We haven’t scored it yet.
Flavour Profile
A guide based on the style and Vault City’s description (peach, mango, banana, vanilla and coconut cream), to help you compare at a glance — not a definitive tasting.
Key facts
| Official name | Stoopid AF |
|---|---|
| Brewery | Vault City, UK |
| Style | Tropical smoothie sour |
| ABV | 0.5% ABV, Vault City says |
| Pack | 440ml cans: single cans at The Alcohol Free Co and from Vault City |
| Calories | Not published by the brewer or the shops we checked |
| Ingredients | Not published in full; Vault City names peach, vanilla, banana, mango and coconut cream |
| Allergens | Oats and barley (cereals containing gluten), Vault City says |
| Vegan | Vault City and The Alcohol Free Co tag it vegan |
| Gluten | It isn’t gluten-free: it’s brewed with oats and barley |
| How it’s made | Vault City doesn’t say; it says the beer is “jam packed with unfermented fruit” |
| Brewed | Not stated by Vault City |
| UK availability | Single cans at The Alcohol Free Co and Vault City |
Sources: Vault City’s own website, The Alcohol Free Co, Dry Drinker and Beergonzo, checked October 2026. The label on the can or bottle is always the final word.
How Stoopid AF sits in the Vault City range
| Beer | Style | ABV | Per 100ml | Unhopped score | UK status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stoopid AF (this beer) | Tropical smoothie sour | 0.5% | Not published | Not yet rated | Single cans at The Alcohol Free Co and Vault City |
The Vault City beers in our directory, checked October 2026. Scores are Unhopped ratings out of 10. Vault City doesn’t publish calorie figures that we could find.
About Vault City
Vault City is an independent Edinburgh brewery that has made fruited sour beers since 2018. Its one alcohol-free beer on sale now is Stoopid AF, a 0.5% tropical smoothie sour.
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