Northern Monk Alcohol-Free Heaven
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Northern Monk Alcohol-Free Heaven

By Northern Monk · UK

8.9
Unhopped Score
0.5%
ABV
–
kcal not published

An alcohol-free version of Northern Monk’s Heaven, an 8.4% chocolate and maple imperial stout. A trade listing gives chocolate, maple and vanilla flavours, and we think it is utterly special.

At 0.5% ABV, this isn’t alcohol-free under UK guidance, which keeps the term for 0.05% or less. We list it with alcohol-free beers, as UK shops do. How UK labels work

We couldn’t find it at The Alcohol Free Co, Dry Drinker or Wise Bartender, or on Northern Monk’s own shop, when we checked on 1 November 2026.

Tasting notes and what to expect

Northern Monk's Alcohol-Free Heaven is the highest-rated alcohol-free beer in the Unhopped directory (8.9/10 community score). The only description we found, from a trade listing (EEBRIA), calls it an alcohol-free version of Heaven, with chocolate, maple and vanilla flavours, at 0.5% ABV.

Flavours: The trade listing names chocolate, maple and vanilla. We found no description from Northern Monk of its colour, head, aroma or body, so we leave those out.

Palate and finish: This is a dessert beer rather than a session beer — sip it slowly.

Food pairings: Pairs as a dessert in itself, or with chocolate-forward desserts (brownies, chocolate fondant, chocolate ice cream), strong blue cheeses, or as an after-dinner beer by itself. We'd steer clear of light food with it.

How it compares: It is the highest-scoring beer in our directory, and the best-scoring alcohol-free stout we have reviewed. See the alcohol-free stout hub for the wider category.

Flavour Profile

A guide based on the style and the EEBRIA trade listing’s description (chocolate, maple and vanilla flavours in an imperial stout), to help you compare at a glance — not a definitive tasting.

Bitterness3/5
Citrus0/5
Sweetness4/5
Malt5/5
Body4/5

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Frequently asked questions

Is Alcohol-Free Heaven really 0.5% ABV?
The only source we found, a trade listing (EEBRIA), gives 0.5% ABV and describes it as “an alcohol-free version of Heaven, with chocolate, maple, and vanilla flavours”. At 0.5% it is above the 0.05% that UK guidance keeps for “alcohol-free”; we list it with alcohol-free beers, as UK shops do.
Is Alcohol-Free Heaven vegan?
We couldn’t find a vegan statement for this beer. Northern Monk’s FAQ says a special release may contain lactose, which would be labelled, so check the can.
How many calories are in Alcohol-Free Heaven?
We couldn’t find a published calorie figure for Northern Monk Alcohol-Free Heaven, either from Northern Monk or on a retailer’s nutrition label, when we checked in October 2026, so we don’t quote one. Alcohol-free stouts and porters with a published figure range from 17 to 32 kcal per 100ml in our calorie comparison tool.
Where can I buy Alcohol-Free Heaven?
We couldn’t find it on sale when we checked on 1 November 2026. Northern Monk’s own shop lists only the full-strength Heaven (8.4%), and The Alcohol Free Co, Dry Drinker and Wise Bartender don’t list it. The one trade listing we found gave a best-before date of 18 June 2025, so it may have been a past release.